embezzlement l one-liners

[wolverinefang]

I've no time for confession​

Lying on his side in camp after an unsuccessful hunt, Wolverinefang was slapping his tail against the ground in rhythm and counting leaves falling from a pitiful leafy tree that dared to try growing in the marsh, "Ten... Wait. Uh, that was two I think... Shit, can I not count?"​

✦ ★ ✦​

 

[Ravenwatcher.]

So I walk alone down the darkest roads​

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"Perhaps you lost count" Canarywatcher stated as she approached the other with calm graceful steps.​

"speak""Thoughts"​

 

[Frostbite]

"Why are you counting leaves anyways, there's probably hundreds up there." Frostbite spoke, a little curious about this endeavor.

 

[HEMLOCKSIGHT]

"Seems like a futile task if you ask me. Surely you have better, more productive hobbies you could partake in." Hemlocksight huffed as he wandered over with a lash of his tail. These cats could be so weird.
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[GECKOSCREECH]

❝ holding it together with one loose string. ❝​

"hemlocksight is right. you could be doing something that's actually useful and not laying on your side counting dead leaves." geckoscreech approached from the corners of camp, an illusionary brow quirking at the tom.
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[Tornadopaw]

If you don't like me, that's your problem

Tornadokit walks over with a minor tilt of her head as she glances from the tree to the gathered individuals and back again. "Just out of curiosity, how many leaves do you think are up there?" ​

When I let it bother me, that's my problem​

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[snow]

Instead of sleeping, shes teetering around camp when she finds these cats, one of them counting leaves. "Thirty million thousand, uh huh."​

 

[fallenmoon]

Fall returns from a hunt with a frog in her mouth, half retching, till she drops it and scrambles over to the gathered cats. "I actually think counting leaves is very productive, ya never know when it might come in handy!"​

"speech"​

 

[HATCHINGSTORM]

Hatchingstorm looks up at the leaves. "It's a good lesson in paying attention," he offers in addition to Fallenmoon's words. He begins to silently count the falling leaves himself. ​