- Feb 14, 2023
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LIVE AS IF YOU WERE TO DIE TOMORROW
Okay, maybe he hadn't thought this through?
To be fair, it had seemed like a good idea at the time. And in theory, it still was. The only downside was that Johnny hadn't accounted for his own lack of patience.
After getting that thorn stuck in his paw a while back, the patchwork bobtail had started a morning routine of jogging around twoleg place before coming out to the woods, hoping the less painful but even harder concrete of the sidewalks would help build a callous that would save his soft paws from another brutal sliver. Of course, that would take time, and so he'd decided to use Thistles idea of a pinesap barrier on the pads of his feet for a little extra protection.
And it should have been a simple process; coat a paw, wait for it to dry, then do the next, wait for it to dry, and so on. Only, Johnny hadn't exactly calculated the correct amount of pine sap to use on the first paw, and as he stood there, minutes ticking by in boredom as he waited for it to dry, his impatience got the better of him.
Which was how he'd ended up on his back, all four paws in the air covered in pinesap that was taking way too long to dry. He hadn't been neat about it either, sticky clumps of fur on his legs that would knot if they weren't dealt with. He was sure he looked like a fool as he lay there, waving his paws about in hopes of making them dry faster, but he was still convinced this plan could work if he just waited for it to dry...
OOC- spoiler, it's not going to dry lol. He put waaaay too much on and now his paws are just going to be a sticky mess. Congrats Johnny, the 2 you rolled has turned you into the equivalent of a toddler. Enjoy. :D