I THINK YOU'RE LYING ↷ dialogue only

[smogstar]

"Damn it all. I'm done starving. I'm not going to die today. C'mere, I'm gonna pick your bones clean."​

 

[Swiftclaws]

❝Good luck! I'm very tough, make sure to chew thoroughly Smogmaw hahaha!❞​

 

[FERNDANCE]

"I've always wanted to try cat meat. May we share, Smogmaw?"



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[ROOSTERSTRUT]

".... So cannibalism, huh? It was a good run, guys."

 

[irispool]

"Please, please, please, do not I don't think... cats taste very good you know?"

 

[CHILLEDSTAR.]

"no, they don't. unless you're desperate... but you didn't hear that from me."

 

[smogstar]

"Doesn't matter if they don't taste good. I'd rather have a full belly than not. Get your own food, Fern, 'cause I'm not sharing Swiftclaws."​

 

[Swiftclaws]

❝Aww don’t say that I’m sure I’m plenty tasty, just look at me! Enough of me to go around!❞​

 

[FERNDANCE]

"Well, there's only one way to find out if cats taste any good and we have a volunteer. Oh, and Smogmaw, I do not think you are in a position to negotiate what I can and cannot eat, I know where you live. Swiftclaws, just lie down and we will make this quick, ok dear?"



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[ROOSTERSTRUT]

"Hey, Swift? I don’t think Ferndance is joking. Might wanna take a few steps back.”

 

[Frostbite]

"And so the ravages of hunger were Shadowclan's downfall. Not through starvation, but through cannibalism."

 

[CHILLEDSTAR.]

"i vote we eat smogmaw first. he might be a bit bitter but we can just chase him with mister star spot."

 

[RIBBITLEAP]

"I don't think we should be eating things that can fight back..."​

 

[Tornadopaw]

"Agreed, I don't think we should be eating any of our clanmates...Now what you do with other clan cats is an entirely different story. Not that I condone that either...cannibalism just sounds so gross."

 

[FLICKERFIRE]

"I won't take the first bite. What if I get food poisoning? I've seen where Swiftclaws has been."

 

[Poppypaw ★]

"Insulted no one has told me I look the tastiest. Have you seen me?"

 

[FERNDANCE]

"Don't worry, I am an equal opportunity cannibal. Smile."



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[GECKOSCREECH]

"you all are barbaric."

 

[Redthroat]

".....what the fuck is going on here, you worms? I literally saw Swiftclaws sniffing their own ass yesterday. Don't do it. Now, Rooster on the other hand? I bet he tastes like his name."

 

[EERIENIGHT]

"I want the bones."​