- Oct 22, 2022
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"Faces, I need to see some faces!" hurls Smogmaw, who paces to and fro at the foothold of Clanrock. Prying ears would notice an unusually enthusiastic twang in the deputy's words, for he typically carried himself with the magnetism of a damp moss ball, and intentionally so. Yet, in the wake of a string of personal victories (including but not limited to: bamboozling Sootstar, proliferating his influence at the last gathering, and learning of his mate's pregnancy), the tom has decided that life is in fact worth living. It remains to be seen how long this trend lasts, and if laws of averages mean anything, it probably won't be for an extended period.
When a gaggle of clanmates hobble before him, Smogmaw promptly delves into the lists of names and duties he'd devised earlier this morning. "It's high time to carry out some patrols," recounts the deputy, "so from here onward, my word is law. @GECKOSCREECH, you're leading a patrol out ThunderClan ways. Take @GHOSTPAW, @Rainecho, @Magpiepaw, @DOGFUR, @rosemire, and @Maggotfur. If you must engage with them, do so with decorum. Which means don't piss off the thunder cats, thank you." He hails those whom he addressed with a brief nod, before moving on to the next list.
"@FERNDANCE, you're taking @Wolfpaw., @silkbreath, @BLOODHOUND., @RAGGEDPAW., @GRAVESTRIDE., and @BARKBREATH. to our border with WindClan," he drawls on, looking a little less pleased having to mention that clan's name. "Offend them to your hearts' content. But, take care to not misconstrue their words with the truth. If the last gathering has shown us anything, Sootstar and her delinquents are as paranoid as they are delusional."
His focus then shifts to another throng of his clanmates. "@CHILLEDSTAR., you ought to take @MINKPAW, @Ravenwatcher., @BRINDLEPAW, @Tornadopaw, and @CHITTERTONGUE on a hunting patrol. The number of bellies to feed in this clan is ever-growing. A healthy fresh-kill pile is a happy one."
Lastly, Smogmaw's line of vision descends on a final group. At the medicine cat's request, he has put together a type of patrol unfamiliar to him. "At a later point in time, me and @STARLINGHEART . will take @SHARPPAW., @RIBBITLEAP, @Crowpaw., @Halfshade, and @loampaw on an herb patrol. In the case of further aggression from the moor-dwellers, we'll need to be stocked up. I don't know healing herbs from deadly ones, but I'm confident that Starlingheart will help us differentiate the two."
He sighs. "Alright, get a move on."
When a gaggle of clanmates hobble before him, Smogmaw promptly delves into the lists of names and duties he'd devised earlier this morning. "It's high time to carry out some patrols," recounts the deputy, "so from here onward, my word is law. @GECKOSCREECH, you're leading a patrol out ThunderClan ways. Take @GHOSTPAW, @Rainecho, @Magpiepaw, @DOGFUR, @rosemire, and @Maggotfur. If you must engage with them, do so with decorum. Which means don't piss off the thunder cats, thank you." He hails those whom he addressed with a brief nod, before moving on to the next list.
"@FERNDANCE, you're taking @Wolfpaw., @silkbreath, @BLOODHOUND., @RAGGEDPAW., @GRAVESTRIDE., and @BARKBREATH. to our border with WindClan," he drawls on, looking a little less pleased having to mention that clan's name. "Offend them to your hearts' content. But, take care to not misconstrue their words with the truth. If the last gathering has shown us anything, Sootstar and her delinquents are as paranoid as they are delusional."
His focus then shifts to another throng of his clanmates. "@CHILLEDSTAR., you ought to take @MINKPAW, @Ravenwatcher., @BRINDLEPAW, @Tornadopaw, and @CHITTERTONGUE on a hunting patrol. The number of bellies to feed in this clan is ever-growing. A healthy fresh-kill pile is a happy one."
Lastly, Smogmaw's line of vision descends on a final group. At the medicine cat's request, he has put together a type of patrol unfamiliar to him. "At a later point in time, me and @STARLINGHEART . will take @SHARPPAW., @RIBBITLEAP, @Crowpaw., @Halfshade, and @loampaw on an herb patrol. In the case of further aggression from the moor-dwellers, we'll need to be stocked up. I don't know healing herbs from deadly ones, but I'm confident that Starlingheart will help us differentiate the two."
He sighs. "Alright, get a move on."