- Nov 22, 2022
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Brookpaw had given their medicine cat apprentice a gift, which as far as rankings went now put him at the top of her shitlist because how dare he be more liked than she was. Murdering him was out of the question, she didn't know where to hide a body! And besides, it would be too easy anyways so she wanted to earn her place back being the coolest cat there was doing actual hard work! Which meant she needed to find a present for Starlingpaw too and it had to be better than Brookpaw's present or she'd have to go back to Plan B and honestly, the mudhole she fell in while searching would probably work as a pretty good grave! That was decisions to make later, first and foremost she had a delivery to do.
She is more mud than apprentice as she stumbles into the camp, caked from head to toe in layers of muck, dripping loud squelching puddles of filth with every step; a trail of swamp lays behind her as it sloughs from her form. Poppypaw moves with a confidence that sings of insanity, not a moment of hesitation as she plops and plods along forward to the medicine cat den with her prize held tightly within her teeth and obscured by the layer of grime around it that also now coats her teeth. The moment she arrives to her destination she spits it out and it skitters across the floor with a soft rattle. "Staaaaarrrrlinnnnggpaawwwwwww!" Her voice rises up in a cheerful greeting, a sharp contrast to her messy appearance. A paw raised to her face to swipe a glob of muck off, splashing it onto the ground and she began to sputter as dirt got onto her tongue, quiet spitting noises punctuating her following words, "I found a-pbbbbthh-I FOUND A COOL ROCK FOR YOU! PBBBTTHHH-!" The rock in question was the dirty lump that she had dropped moments before, now sitting there looking less pretty than when she found it. Probably needed to clean it a bit...oops.
@STARLINGPAW .