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Dainty paws pick through the snow with disdain, shaking off droplets of water and ice with each step. Why, in heaven’s name, did they choose today of all days to go adventurin’? They aren’t regretting it, though, ‘cause there’s stuff out here! Like squirrels and mice and even that weird wire cage thing that had ham in it. Ham! Their people don’t even give them ham unless it’s a special occasion!
They’re searchin’ for a way home, to be honest. The snow’s obscured their path, coming in heavy overnight, and they’ve been huddled up beneath a log for the night. Their paws are startin’ to go numb, but at least the cape around their shoulders keeps the wet stuff from sticking to most of the fur on their back. The worst part, though, is that they can’t find a litterbox out here. They can deal with a little cold-pawed pain, but the humiliation… the lack of class they’ve had to exhibit! They feel a bit bad for the strays and… ferals that live outdoors all the time, without boxes, but not bad enough to change nothing. They’re still excited to go back home whenever they can find their way out of this snowbound hellscape.
Somewhere in the middle of their hike a shuffling sound meets their ears, and the tabby whirls around in place, back hunched, ready to make a break for it. "Uh," they say, lookin’ around with wide eyes. "Hello? I ain’t got no soul for you to steal, promise."
They’re searchin’ for a way home, to be honest. The snow’s obscured their path, coming in heavy overnight, and they’ve been huddled up beneath a log for the night. Their paws are startin’ to go numb, but at least the cape around their shoulders keeps the wet stuff from sticking to most of the fur on their back. The worst part, though, is that they can’t find a litterbox out here. They can deal with a little cold-pawed pain, but the humiliation… the lack of class they’ve had to exhibit! They feel a bit bad for the strays and… ferals that live outdoors all the time, without boxes, but not bad enough to change nothing. They’re still excited to go back home whenever they can find their way out of this snowbound hellscape.
Somewhere in the middle of their hike a shuffling sound meets their ears, and the tabby whirls around in place, back hunched, ready to make a break for it. "Uh," they say, lookin’ around with wide eyes. "Hello? I ain’t got no soul for you to steal, promise."
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