oneshot Ormge || Grapejuice and Jasperglare

Nov 7, 2022
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"Grapejuice, I have a very important important question." Jasperglare asked as he stood in front of the blue tom.

The twoleg nest was quiet, the twoleg having left for a bit. It was nice and quiet and Jasperglare couldn't stop thinking about a certain sound they made when they saw him.

"I'll tell you when you're older." Grapejuice replied, not even asking what the question was.

"IM OLDER THAN YOU- THATS NOT EVEN WHAT I WAS GOING TO ASK!!"

Grapejuice cackled, having gotten the reaction he was looking for.

The two had been living together for moons now, and Jasperglare had been learning a lot about this twoleg. They were a healer of animals...Always busy, sometimes taking him to the medicine den to check him over.

But he could never forgive them for making him a kittypet. He knew what had been done to him during the gap in his memory where he was taken to that den and then woke up in a cage, feeling a strange kind of sleepy.

The sound the twoleg made when addressing him changed around then. What did it mean?

"I wanted to ask what your stupid twoleg keeps calling me." He asked.

Grapejuice blinked. " Oh, you haven't learned your new name yet?"

"....WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NEW NAME?"

"Your new name is Orangejuice...."

Jasperglare let out a wail of anguish. The DISRESPECT. THE AUDACITY. Will this twolegs cruelty ever cease!!

"But Jasper! WE MATCH, ISNT IT WONDERFUL?" Grapejuice teased.

"NO!! THIS IS TERRIBLE!! COLORS DONT EVEN HAVE JUICE!!!!"

"An orange is a fruit, idiot."

"No, it's a color, stupid."

Grapejuice blinked at him slowly. "Come here." He said, hopping away and motioning for him to follow. Jasperglare followed him with a sense of foreboding. What horrible thing was he about to be shown.

Grapejuice hopped into the table and Jasperglare followed. Grapejuice padded to the center of the table where a bowl sat, full of an assortment of fruits.

One of which was an orange.

He pushed the round fruit from the bowl to show Jasperglare, the orange rolling to the others paws.

"This is an orange." He said.

Jasperglare stared at the orange pointedly. Almost angrily. He hates it. What a stupid looking fruit. His hatred was mostly him deflecting being wrong.

"They named me after a BALL-"

"A fruit-"

"THE AUDACITY!!!!" Jasperglare wailed. He swatted the orange away, sending it flying from the table.

Grapejuice cackled as Jasperglare went limp and flopped over. This poor guy. To his surprise, Jasperglare didn't stay there long. He got up again as if he didn't just have a meltdown.

"Whatever, It's not really that big a deal." He said.

Grapejuice blinked. "You acted like it was?"

"Yeah but I'm over it now. I'm going to beat up that orange."

Grapejuice watched as Jasperglare hopped from the table and began smacking the orange around. Against the wall, the furniture, the window, this orange was going places. Seeing things.

He hopped down and chased after Jasperglare to also bully the orange. He wanted to see if it would splatter on the wall.​