- Nov 2, 2023
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*+:｡.｡ Singekit hates being a baby! He's all alone now in the nursery (not true) and he's going to die of boredom (also not true)! He can practically feel his bones withering as we speak! So today, Singekit vows to grow up! His plan goes as follows -
First, he'll wake up before his mother. He fails at it, at first anyway, rolling over at her wake-up touch and pawing at her nose for five more minutes. But then he remembers his goal and quickly shoots up, determined to fix his mistake! Warriors always wake up stupidly early, so Singekit must, too!
Then, he grooms himself - all by himself! He had to fend his mother off with a flurry of paws, and then fight her off again with a drumroll of stomps when she starts laughing at his handiwork, but he believes he did a good job! Warriors groom themselves, they don't need their moms for it! And sure, Singekit's a mess of spikes and cow-licks but, like, he did it!
After that, he decides to do apprentice chores! He'd vowed since he could open his eyes that he'd never, ever bother with that stuff, but since he needs to get Chilledstar to notice how cool and reliable he is, he supposes sacrifices must be made. So Singekit runs around camp, stealing bits and pieces from the nests of his clanmates until he's accumulated a large enough pile of old moss of which he sets upon stomping down into submission! He's seen apprentices make nests countless times, and from his observations, they take moss from the dens (old moss) and takes it away (to throw out) before returning with the moss (it's actually new moss) and spreading it around to make the bedding. Easy peasy!
Now, and finally, he needs to have mature, adult conversations with cats. That's what warriors do - have boring talks about dumb things that don't matter because older cats are boring and dumb - so Singekit will be, too!
Bounding over to his first victim, Singekit would announce loudly to the warrior, "Nice weather we're having!" He's heard his mom say it to the other queens all the time, so it must be how the old cats say hi nowadays since they're too old and creaky to just pounce on each other like Singekit always does. "Prey is running smoothly?" is another common phrase, a dumb one in his opinion. Why do they sound so happy about prey running smoothly? Shouldn't warriors want them to run slower so they're easier to catch? No matter. Singekit's true goal is to show off the nest he made, so he aims to grab the warrior's tail in his jaws and starts to tug the older cat towards the nest "I love sharing tongues! We should share tongues sometime! I love grooming!" gross, ew, he wonders if the warriors are lying too when they say that. Who loves to groom!?
"You worked hard today, you should get some rest! You should! Get! some! Rest!" he tugs harder, before pointing excitedly at the mess of old and flattened moss that he carefully laid out right in front of the nursery. It's already been walked on by multiple visiting and exiting cats. "Look! I made a whole nest! You should get some rest, you're probably fated for the dawn patrol!" another common thing he's heard said, and every time a warrior says it to another warrior, the second warrior lets out a groan before going to bed! Hooray!
Surely after this he'll get a stellar review and become and apprentice right away!
//feel free to be the warrior Singekit is harassing <3
First, he'll wake up before his mother. He fails at it, at first anyway, rolling over at her wake-up touch and pawing at her nose for five more minutes. But then he remembers his goal and quickly shoots up, determined to fix his mistake! Warriors always wake up stupidly early, so Singekit must, too!
Then, he grooms himself - all by himself! He had to fend his mother off with a flurry of paws, and then fight her off again with a drumroll of stomps when she starts laughing at his handiwork, but he believes he did a good job! Warriors groom themselves, they don't need their moms for it! And sure, Singekit's a mess of spikes and cow-licks but, like, he did it!
After that, he decides to do apprentice chores! He'd vowed since he could open his eyes that he'd never, ever bother with that stuff, but since he needs to get Chilledstar to notice how cool and reliable he is, he supposes sacrifices must be made. So Singekit runs around camp, stealing bits and pieces from the nests of his clanmates until he's accumulated a large enough pile of old moss of which he sets upon stomping down into submission! He's seen apprentices make nests countless times, and from his observations, they take moss from the dens (old moss) and takes it away (to throw out) before returning with the moss (it's actually new moss) and spreading it around to make the bedding. Easy peasy!
Now, and finally, he needs to have mature, adult conversations with cats. That's what warriors do - have boring talks about dumb things that don't matter because older cats are boring and dumb - so Singekit will be, too!
Bounding over to his first victim, Singekit would announce loudly to the warrior, "Nice weather we're having!" He's heard his mom say it to the other queens all the time, so it must be how the old cats say hi nowadays since they're too old and creaky to just pounce on each other like Singekit always does. "Prey is running smoothly?" is another common phrase, a dumb one in his opinion. Why do they sound so happy about prey running smoothly? Shouldn't warriors want them to run slower so they're easier to catch? No matter. Singekit's true goal is to show off the nest he made, so he aims to grab the warrior's tail in his jaws and starts to tug the older cat towards the nest "I love sharing tongues! We should share tongues sometime! I love grooming!" gross, ew, he wonders if the warriors are lying too when they say that. Who loves to groom!?
"You worked hard today, you should get some rest! You should! Get! some! Rest!" he tugs harder, before pointing excitedly at the mess of old and flattened moss that he carefully laid out right in front of the nursery. It's already been walked on by multiple visiting and exiting cats. "Look! I made a whole nest! You should get some rest, you're probably fated for the dawn patrol!" another common thing he's heard said, and every time a warrior says it to another warrior, the second warrior lets out a groan before going to bed! Hooray!
Surely after this he'll get a stellar review and become and apprentice right away!
//feel free to be the warrior Singekit is harassing <3
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GENERAL:
⚙ Singekit
⚙ Cismale — He/him — Questioning sexuality
⚙ 1 moons — Ages 1 moon every month on the 2nd
⚙ NPCx NPC (brother to Swallowkit)
⚙ Shadowclan — Kit
COMBAT:
⚙ Physically easy | mentally easy
⚙ Attack in bold ruddy
⚙ Can be power played just ask
injuries: None currently
