REX'S TAGS
— Big mud-crusted orange and white tabby with an American flag bandanna
— 37 moons // Ages on the 1st of every month
— AMAB // He,him
— Talkative kittypet that speaks loudly and with expressive paws
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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewers head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂<br>And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎
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— Big mud-crusted orange and white tabby with an American flag bandanna
— 37 moons // Ages on the 1st of every month
— AMAB // He,him
— Talkative kittypet that speaks loudly and with expressive paws[/justify]
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[BOX=70%][FONT=ARIAL][COLOR=#ff3902][SIZE=5][ABBR=previously named Rags][B]TYRANNOSAURUS REX KABOOM[/B][/ABBR][/SIZE][/COLOR]
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[COLOR=#ff8007][SIZE=3][B]GENERAL INFORMATION[/B][/SIZE] ————・゚✧[/COLOR]
✧ Tyrannosaurus Rex Kaboom (Rex), Couldn't decide between T-Rex or Kaboom so smashed them together
✧ Amab, He/him, Will roll with any pronouns though
✧ 37ish moons, Real age uncertain, Ages on the 1st of every month unless stated otherwise
✧ Current group, current rank
✧ Former kittypet with a respectable amount of knowledge on twoleg subjects
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[COLOR=#ffb404]・゚✧ ———— [SIZE=3][B]RELATIONSHIPS[/B][/SIZE][/COLOR]
✧ Single
✧ No known offspring
✧ Undecided sexuality, Unknown romantic orientation
✧ NPC x NPC, No known siblings
✧ friends?
✧ dislikes?
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[COLOR=#05badd][SIZE=3][abbr=Big orange tom with wide blue eyes][B]APPEARANCE[/B][/ABBR][/SIZE] ————・゚✧[/COLOR]
✧ Former house cat Rex is a big man that weighs a total of 15ish lbs from combined muscle and house cat chub. With big paws and strong legs he's made for stomping enemy clan cat's faces in. His fur is thick and clumpy and often goes unwashed as seen by the chunks of dried mud and dirt caked into it. Not that it's ever visible but his coat is dark orange, bordering on bright red, with some thin stripes spattered about. He has some white markings on his legs and face but they're pretty irrelevant when the mud hides them. Eyes are big and blue and kind and it's easy to tell there isn't a single thought floating around behind them. A face as fluffy as any, the fur on his muzzle and chin grow into a mock sort of mustache-beard combo. Around his neck, he wear's an american flag bandana(not that he knows what it is) and takes great care of it, taking it off before doing any risky business. Admittedly he stinks. Bad. From living in a twoleg house for months and months, he reeks of hot sauce and weed.
✧ CURRENT INJURIES / ILLNESSES: n/a
✧ TOYHOUSE LINK? REF IMAGE?
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[COLOR=#2b4871]・゚✧ ———— [SIZE=3][ABBR=i'll die before i take an mbti test][B]PERSONALITY[/B][/ABBR][/SIZE][/COLOR]
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[b]( / )[/b] NEUTRAL TRAITS
[b]( - )[/B] NEGATIVE TRAITS
✧ in depth description of personality here if u want!
✧ hobbies??
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[COLOR=#ff3902][SIZE=3][B]INTERACTION[/B][/SIZE] ————・゚✧[/COLOR]
✧ Prefers to run from battles, probably won't finish them or kill anyone
✧ Healing and peaceful powerplay always allowed, minor harm allowed(shoving, small scratches, etc...)
✧ ❝ [color=#ff3902][B]#ff3902[/B][/COLOR] ❞
✧ penned by reaver
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[justify][font=tahoma][size=3][subquote=#ff8007] To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewers head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂<br>And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎[/subquote][TABS][slide= ┌── THE LAST THING I WANT]
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[color=#ff3902]⭃[/color] large dark red-orange tabby with low-mid white markings. big empty-headed blue eyes. wears an american flag bandanna. talkative, annoying and straight up stupid as hell but he means well.
[color=#ff3902]⭃[/color] frequently uses words wrong in posts, correct word will be included in ooc section
[color=#ff3902]⭃[/color] peaceful and healing powerplay permitted / / [u]underline[/u] and tag when attacking ↛ will avoid battles for the time being
[color=#ff3902]⭃[/color] penned by reaver ↛ [color=#ff3902]@reavurse[/color] on discord, feel free to dm for plots.
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mud covered orange and white tabby with an american flag bandana. laidback kittypet that likes to collect shiny things and do stupid stuff. smells like hot sauce and weed.T-REX KABOOM — HE/HIM ・ 37 MOONS ・ KITTYPET ・ PENNED BY REAVER
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⤷ name is the only one lightstrike could come up witha kit wholly focused on themselves and how things will impact them, even the things that don't affect them. not evil or even intentionally a bad cat, they have a penchant for acting out and being an obnoxious nuisance that likes to get under the paws of everyone around them. when not being an annoying brat, they like to "meditate" on the warrior code, which is just them sleeping sitting upright.
— cocky and arrogant, feels as though they have a lot to live up to and while they know their mother loves them, they feel as though they need to earn her affectionCOCKY / IMMATURE / SLOW-LEARNER / SELFISH / LOYAL / SHAMELESS / INSENSITIVE
RELATIONSHIP STATUS ; SEXUALITY ; INTERESTED IN WHO, OPEN TO WHAT?
talk about how easily they trust or whatever blah blah blah
SOUNDS LIKE: description. voiceclaim if you have one
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speech is #FEFF5D