// tldr: Swiftclaws embellishes a story of how he "fought" and outran a small dog
And here they come and he just can't bite back the big grin on his face, he shifts on his [paws as if already about to burst into a long winded excitable monologue on his adventures but he holds back for now would be a waste to start spouting them now before even his first audience member sat down. Flickerfire one of two of their lead warriors, and he can say he quiet likes her, she's strong for one thing and not the gloom and doom type that he often runs into, and she seems easy enough to banter off of if her words are anything to go by. He laughs, it's a hard thing to truly threaten the tom especially when a challenged was posed he always rose for every kind of task, especially the more competitive or dangerous kind. ❝Haha, jokes on you Flickerfire I can hold my breath for a loooong time❞ he purrs with a chuckle whiskers twitching with amusement, it was a acquired 'talent' something he learned from his father long long ago - didn't have to worry about your prey hearing you and running away if you didn't let out more then the whisper of a breath. He's half tempted to start now to keep the she-cat entertained but he hears more paws approaching and is met by the silent and stoic face of Smogmaw - he'd heard plenty of well his little incident but hey it was over and done with no use kicking up old stones.
❝Hey Smogmaw how goes it?❞ he's always been casual with those who are his senior, he saw no point in being stuffy and dipping his head and kissing the paws of those above him he was like that as an apprentice and he was like that now. In his eyes they were all equals were they not, just two warriors of Shadowclan there was something special about that to him. ❝Hope you're excited cause I'm just abouuuut to start❞ he revels in the spotlight, happy he has it for the time being and man would he bask in it. Impatiently his tail twitches he looks around to see if more are coming and whilst he has his head turned he can't see the small bundle of fur that is Magpiekit stumbling over his paws until he's right at the young warriors own set. He turns his head and looks down only to be suddenly greeted with the face of the frankly adorable little shadow of a kitten, he startles involuntarily surprised to be met with anything at his paws. He laughs paw coming down to attempt to ruffle the fur on top of Magpiekit's head. ❝Hey little buddy, you snuck right up on me❞ he chuckles mirthfully ❝You got skills kid, might even be as talented at stalking as yours truly❞ he winks with a grin and finally he decides it's time to begin to flap his jaw and spin his tale! He makes sure he's looking at his crowd as he begins.
❝Alright Shadowclanners where should I start, there's so many stories to tell! Hmm should it be the first time I was in a twolegs den.... Maybe even my joining nah not exciting enough!❞ he thinks hard tapping his tail against the ground before it suddenly hits him ❝Oh I know, i'll tell ya the story of the time I fought with a massive drooling beast; a real fleabitten hound!❞ he grins from ear to ear and so the story begins.
❝When I was out on my own after my old man and mom kicked me out of the den I went wherever my paws took me, no one could tell me where I could and couldn't go so I found myself in all kinds of places but one time i'd stumbled across this crazy place you may know as the horse place!❞ he looks down at Magpiekit again ❝Horses are these massive things bigger then twolegs, they got hooves that can squash any cat and they run even faster then I can! I know hard to believe right?❞ he's not sure if the other Shadowclanners know of them but he's certain the kit must be hearing of them for the first time.
He continues ❝So I'm catching mice there right, there's plentyyy of them there but most of the time you have to compete with these big plump barn cats and you'd think they'd be harmless but nah they got tempers especially after you insult them! Well they aren't what this stories about, the thing about horseplace is it's not just home to some twolegs, big ole' angry barn cats and horses no theirs some real danger there if you're not careful. Real dangerous and I live for danger❞ he smirks ❝There's dogs and one day while i'm getting my fill not paying attention one comes running towards me, he was really big and super vicious he wanted to rip my handsome self apart and I couldn't have that so I bolted but it gave chase barking loud like 'RAWRFF RUFFF'!!❞ he mimes the sound as best he can and its loud and if he hadn't gotten the attention he sought when he yowled the first time he had it now.
❝Well while I was faster I can't leap through walls so I got cornered in the barn and it caught up to me teeth bared❞ he shows his own to make the story feel more 'authentic' ❝drool going everywhere and as it's about to bite me I rear up on my hind legs and POW! Hit it right in the eye sent it hollering back but it still had me cornered I had no choice but to duck down and run beneath the belly of the beast! And boy did I run!❞ he puffs his chest out proudly ❝I left that barn and didn't come back, but I know one thing that dog still remember the handsome tom who clawed his eye! ❞ he finishes looking more joyous then he did when he started.
Conveinently he leaves out he fact the dog was only just a tad bigger then he was now, but hey they didn't have to know that!
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