- Jun 3, 2024
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Momma, if - if I am what i eat, if I eat a bug, will I grow six legs?
Or like, why aren't I a brown blob? I'm still wet I think. OW .... yeah still wet. Maybe too wet. Unrelated - why am I leaking red? Why not brown if that's what I eat?" So consent it almost blended into the background, the voice bounces out the door, through the alleys, past some dogs (Hi dogs!) and twolegs (They had food Momma, did'ja see?) into the forest. It rustles the tall grass, scaring the birds and mice and other prey things.
A steady rythem of paw-fall announced her arrival to this new world if her chattering hadn't already. Bump, bump, bump. Paws kept loose, legs straight, chest puffed, head held high, eyes half closed but still looking straight. She looked mighty. At least, according to her Momma. And Momma was never wrong so she must fit right in with the other cats they were to see! How will they tell me apart? Certainly not by diction! She knew all of the clan-cat words! Like, uh, like Fox Poop! Or Rat Brain! Yeah, she'd fit right in! But would her siblings? Some of them were....silly is the word she lands on. Momma said the best cats are polite. And I'm a good cat.
Following in her paw steps was a train of other siblings - seven in fact! It should've been eight but Neptune was lazy or scared or whatever other excuse they wanted to use. Stupid is what Uranus woulda called them. The world was so big! So what if the sky leaks sometimes! Momma is big enough to hide under all the time!
Momma, I'm gonna make you so proud! I know all the words - even the bad ones you told them not to tell me! I know - What Pluto No, no I didn't - what? what? What no she won't get mad at you! NO STOP- FINE MOMMA I must inform you that Pluto did not in fact tell me the bad words you told them not to... "
They crest some more green stuff, go past this brown thing and by the time the air starts to smell funny( kinda like the poop box funny ) Momma stopped pausing to adjust the horde's behavior. That's good too, because Uranus was tired of rolling her eyes and being smug. She was the perfectest little guy after all - their house folk even told her that all the time!
They arrive at a place. It's certainly.... big. With cats. The place looked fine, I like the green. but the main concern was the junk in the middle of the clearing. It smelled RIPE and BAD. She couldn't help but make a face. EW. Thank goodness they weren't allowed any of that. Right? Oh no! Did she have to eat it if she was gonna be a clan cat? She should ask.
Before she can, a new shadow looms over her. She steps out of it's shade raising an eyebrow in annoyance. That someone calls Momma by a weird name. It's not the weird one their house folk calls her, but a new one. Something something Sunnyclaw something something kits.... blah blah blah. Not important stuff.
Hi, uh, if I am what i eat, if I eat a bug, will I grow six legs?
Or like, why aren't I a brown blob? I'm still wet I think. OW .... yeah still wet. Maybe too wet. Unrelated - why am I leaking red? Why not brown if that's what I eat?" So consent it almost blended into the background, the voice bounces out the door, through the alleys, past some dogs (Hi dogs!) and twolegs (They had food Momma, did'ja see?) into the forest. It rustles the tall grass, scaring the birds and mice and other prey things.
A steady rythem of paw-fall announced her arrival to this new world if her chattering hadn't already. Bump, bump, bump. Paws kept loose, legs straight, chest puffed, head held high, eyes half closed but still looking straight. She looked mighty. At least, according to her Momma. And Momma was never wrong so she must fit right in with the other cats they were to see! How will they tell me apart? Certainly not by diction! She knew all of the clan-cat words! Like, uh, like Fox Poop! Or Rat Brain! Yeah, she'd fit right in! But would her siblings? Some of them were....silly is the word she lands on. Momma said the best cats are polite. And I'm a good cat.
Following in her paw steps was a train of other siblings - seven in fact! It should've been eight but Neptune was lazy or scared or whatever other excuse they wanted to use. Stupid is what Uranus woulda called them. The world was so big! So what if the sky leaks sometimes! Momma is big enough to hide under all the time!
Momma, I'm gonna make you so proud! I know all the words - even the bad ones you told them not to tell me! I know - What Pluto No, no I didn't - what? what? What no she won't get mad at you! NO STOP- FINE MOMMA I must inform you that Pluto did not in fact tell me the bad words you told them not to... "
They crest some more green stuff, go past this brown thing and by the time the air starts to smell funny( kinda like the poop box funny ) Momma stopped pausing to adjust the horde's behavior. That's good too, because Uranus was tired of rolling her eyes and being smug. She was the perfectest little guy after all - their house folk even told her that all the time!
They arrive at a place. It's certainly.... big. With cats. The place looked fine, I like the green. but the main concern was the junk in the middle of the clearing. It smelled RIPE and BAD. She couldn't help but make a face. EW. Thank goodness they weren't allowed any of that. Right? Oh no! Did she have to eat it if she was gonna be a clan cat? She should ask.
Before she can, a new shadow looms over her. She steps out of it's shade raising an eyebrow in annoyance. That someone calls Momma by a weird name. It's not the weird one their house folk calls her, but a new one. Something something Sunnyclaw something something kits.... blah blah blah. Not important stuff.
Hi, uh, if I am what i eat, if I eat a bug, will I grow six legs?
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