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Playing catch-up isn't a glamorous image by any means.
One's looks are a subjective matter, though, and Smogmaw can at least derive consolation from what he has that other, superficially appealing clanmates lack: stoic rationalism, a stubborn devotion to the clan, and a sort of cynical magnetism. Ah, and broad shoulders as well. Not bad at all. If looks could kill, he's certain he could cut himself in two and slaughter a dog with each half**.
The gates to his vocal cords burst wide open from the bottom of clanrock, and his raised voice floods the swampy hollow like a torrential wave. "Patrols! Come 'ere!" Clanmates spring out of dens as though physically stung, while others who already sit in view tilt their ears towards the source. The deputy gives his tail an idle flick as he awaits the clan's collective focus to converge on his position. "Thank you," he says thankfully. "I've a good few patrols planned in mind, so do your utmost to listen. First off..."
Amber eyes squint a smidgeon, and his optical axis sifts subtly through the crowd. "There you are, @Frostbite" he acknowledges the lead warrior through a flat drawl. "You're staying up late tonight, as are the following names: @POPPYPAW, @FORESTSHADE, @Sweetpaw, and @BATCHASER. All of you are heading on a moonhigh patrol out ThunderClan ways. No need to be sneaky if any of 'em happen to be awake; it'd be good to let 'em know our eyes never stray."
"Next," he continues posthaste, turning towards his dear leader themselves. "@CHILLEDSTAR., kindly lead a patrol to WindClan's border. With you will be your apprentice, @APPLEPAW, alongside @SNIPE, @Skunktail, @Swanpaw, and @Briarpaw." Here's hoping the leader makes use of this expedition to provide clarity on WindClan's current attitude towards them. A change at the helm can bring about sudden shifts, but shedding old mindsets is a strenuous process.
His head pivots, owl-like. "I'm going to Carrionplace," the tom announces. "@ASHENPAW. @Hawk. @Maggotfur.. @THISTLESIGHT, @Mourningbloom, and @Garlicpaw. All of you will be coming with. Rats will be our priority, but we can find anything out there. So prepare for... anything, I suppose."
There's two more to dish out, and his throat is strained. He clears it with minimal grace. "Then, there'll be a hunting patrol. @lilacfur, do take @pipit !!, @CATERPILLARPAW., @BASILPAW, @Scorchedmoon, and @Swanpaw. Could have a feast if you catch a fair amount; there's a lot to be celebrate and be optimistic about." Changes in season, changes in neighbouring leaderships, et cetera, and so forth.
Knowing he's just about finished with these announcements elicits a gentle curl at the corner of his mouth. One would imagine that standing before and addressing crowds was intoxicating for someone who loved hearing his voice so much. Yet, for Smogmaw, it's equal parts tedious and terrifying. Flowing through the sea of eyes is an unending undercurrent of judgement, disdain, and suspicion. He can feel himself getting dragged through it in every pause to breathe. Among the duties administration necessitates, this is the one that grates on him the most.
"There's a special kind of patrol that needs doing." Brows flex, exposing the anxious sheen worn in his eyes. "Depending on who you ask, snowmelt is either beginning soon, or it's already in full swing. Be it one or the other, the territory's like a spiderweb of wet patches, dry clods, and areas that're little more than muddy death traps. @SHARPSHADOW-" greyish strands tighten around his muscles as he diverts lends his gaze to his former apprentice, "-you'll be leading a survey through the hardest-to-navigate parts of the territory. Parts that we rarely set paw in on usual days. Goal is to identify regions we need to avoid for safety's sake, as well as areas that'll be teeming with frogs 'n such come Newleaf. @Halfpaw, @LIVIDPAW, @JITTERBUG, @Willowburn, @YELLOWPAW, @scalejaw, and @FLINTPAW; all of you are with Sharpshadow. If, for any reason, something goes awry, come home immediately. Got that?"
Sending his apprentice-aged daughter off on a potentially dangerous operation makes his guts churn with something difficult to place, but he knows it isn't excitement. She's a perceptive sort, though, as are the others being strung along for the ride. There's no need to get prickle-pelted over it. "Alright. Make like a dragonfly, and buzz off."
// **(Whether reality aligns with those rose-tinted ideas is a different matter altogether.)
One's looks are a subjective matter, though, and Smogmaw can at least derive consolation from what he has that other, superficially appealing clanmates lack: stoic rationalism, a stubborn devotion to the clan, and a sort of cynical magnetism. Ah, and broad shoulders as well. Not bad at all. If looks could kill, he's certain he could cut himself in two and slaughter a dog with each half**.
The gates to his vocal cords burst wide open from the bottom of clanrock, and his raised voice floods the swampy hollow like a torrential wave. "Patrols! Come 'ere!" Clanmates spring out of dens as though physically stung, while others who already sit in view tilt their ears towards the source. The deputy gives his tail an idle flick as he awaits the clan's collective focus to converge on his position. "Thank you," he says thankfully. "I've a good few patrols planned in mind, so do your utmost to listen. First off..."
Amber eyes squint a smidgeon, and his optical axis sifts subtly through the crowd. "There you are, @Frostbite" he acknowledges the lead warrior through a flat drawl. "You're staying up late tonight, as are the following names: @POPPYPAW, @FORESTSHADE, @Sweetpaw, and @BATCHASER. All of you are heading on a moonhigh patrol out ThunderClan ways. No need to be sneaky if any of 'em happen to be awake; it'd be good to let 'em know our eyes never stray."
"Next," he continues posthaste, turning towards his dear leader themselves. "@CHILLEDSTAR., kindly lead a patrol to WindClan's border. With you will be your apprentice, @APPLEPAW, alongside @SNIPE, @Skunktail, @Swanpaw, and @Briarpaw." Here's hoping the leader makes use of this expedition to provide clarity on WindClan's current attitude towards them. A change at the helm can bring about sudden shifts, but shedding old mindsets is a strenuous process.
His head pivots, owl-like. "I'm going to Carrionplace," the tom announces. "@ASHENPAW. @Hawk. @Maggotfur.. @THISTLESIGHT, @Mourningbloom, and @Garlicpaw. All of you will be coming with. Rats will be our priority, but we can find anything out there. So prepare for... anything, I suppose."
There's two more to dish out, and his throat is strained. He clears it with minimal grace. "Then, there'll be a hunting patrol. @lilacfur, do take @pipit !!, @CATERPILLARPAW., @BASILPAW, @Scorchedmoon, and @Swanpaw. Could have a feast if you catch a fair amount; there's a lot to be celebrate and be optimistic about." Changes in season, changes in neighbouring leaderships, et cetera, and so forth.
Knowing he's just about finished with these announcements elicits a gentle curl at the corner of his mouth. One would imagine that standing before and addressing crowds was intoxicating for someone who loved hearing his voice so much. Yet, for Smogmaw, it's equal parts tedious and terrifying. Flowing through the sea of eyes is an unending undercurrent of judgement, disdain, and suspicion. He can feel himself getting dragged through it in every pause to breathe. Among the duties administration necessitates, this is the one that grates on him the most.
"There's a special kind of patrol that needs doing." Brows flex, exposing the anxious sheen worn in his eyes. "Depending on who you ask, snowmelt is either beginning soon, or it's already in full swing. Be it one or the other, the territory's like a spiderweb of wet patches, dry clods, and areas that're little more than muddy death traps. @SHARPSHADOW-" greyish strands tighten around his muscles as he diverts lends his gaze to his former apprentice, "-you'll be leading a survey through the hardest-to-navigate parts of the territory. Parts that we rarely set paw in on usual days. Goal is to identify regions we need to avoid for safety's sake, as well as areas that'll be teeming with frogs 'n such come Newleaf. @Halfpaw, @LIVIDPAW, @JITTERBUG, @Willowburn, @YELLOWPAW, @scalejaw, and @FLINTPAW; all of you are with Sharpshadow. If, for any reason, something goes awry, come home immediately. Got that?"
Sending his apprentice-aged daughter off on a potentially dangerous operation makes his guts churn with something difficult to place, but he knows it isn't excitement. She's a perceptive sort, though, as are the others being strung along for the ride. There's no need to get prickle-pelted over it. "Alright. Make like a dragonfly, and buzz off."
// **(Whether reality aligns with those rose-tinted ideas is a different matter altogether.)