In response to the tomcat’s arguably innocent inquiry, a slew of she-cats stepped forwards with confusion, disgust, and amusement, respectively. Of course, to cow, thought on the situation stopped squarely a few sentences back, with the word “she-cats.” Fritter was first, and unfortunately she was playing ping-pong against someone without a paddle. Padding forwards, it became clear her question wasn’t interpreted correctly once Cow had finished crafting a response.
“Chicks certainly can talk! ‘Course, they don’t have to to be beautiful, but they lose that special something once they can’t convey how much they’ve fallen for me.” Sealing the speech with a wink, the bonehead was certain Fritter was utterly smitten with him. Now to bring it home! “Speaking of talking, why do you talk like that? It’s weird, but beautiful.” Invisible eyebrows wrinkled with concentration. “Beautiweird…weirdiful…whatever. It’s pretty!”
Speaking of pretty, Yarrow was next to offer advice. Turning towards her, all the comments about his conduct went in one ear and out the other. “Chicks, babes, girls, they’re all compliments to me! Such a perfect selection of cats deserves a lot of respectful names, right?” Without thinking, the milk-face intercepted the leaf, proceeding to balance it on his nose while answering her next set of words. “I don’t really understand what you just said” he began, “but pick-up lines are like prey. Some are good, some are bad, some are stringy, some are tough. There’s so many animals and so many traits out there, one must be the perfect meal! Same with pick-ups. There’s so many words out there, some combination must be perfect for every cat.” a slightly disappointed look crossed his maw as the leaf dropped to the ground. “At least, that’s my theory.”
Finally, Scarlet stopped by to say a few words, which was the opposite of a problem in Cow’s eyes. However, a small frown did form on his face when the clean cat belittled Fritter. “Hey, I like lucioles!” he started cheerfully, jumping to her defense. “Lucioles…lucioles…” The bovine boy repeated the word a few times, testing it out like one might with a new car. After a few moments, he nodded. “Yea, It sounds better than fireflies or lightningbugs! I’m gonna start using it, if that’s alright.” A questioning gaze turned towards fritter, deferring to her as if she had dominion over who could and couldn’t use a language.
While waiting for an answer, an ever-cheerful gaze switched back to Scarlet. “all women are worth my time!” he answered, not sure if he’d just been complimented or insulted, but also not caring. “Especially the buggy ones. Bugs are neat! I found a spider the other day that was as big as my eye, y’know.” Cow paused, trying to recall specifics. “Actually no, it was a little smaller, I think, since it stood on it and all. Still stings…”